International Womens-day Images

 "Life is like a box of chocolates."

"I feel the need . . . the need for speed!"

Happy Womens-Day 

I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  

All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  

Then just when you start liking them, 

they start drooping.  

~Cindy Crawford

You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. 

 ~Carolyn Kenmore

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.  

~Natalie Wood

Women get the last word in every argument.  

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  

~Author Unknown

The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they’re more mature." 

 But the new theory is:  "Men don’t mature.  Marry a younger one." 

 ~Rita Rudner

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.

  Kate Moss?  Well, she would have been the paintbrush.  ~Dawn French

EK BAR SANTA GANGUBAI KE GHAR JATA HAI AUR DARWAJA KNOCK KARTA HAI.
GANGUBAI: -- KAUN??????
SANTA: -- MAIN.
GANGUBAI: -- MAIN KAUN?????
SANTA: -- TU GANGUBAI.

EK BAR SANTA GANGUBAI KE GHAR JATA HAI AUR DARWAJA KNOCK KARTA HAI.
GANGUBAI: -- KAUN??????
SANTA: -- MAIN.
GANGUBAI: -- MAIN KAUN?????
SANTA: -- TU GANGUBAI.

So much has been said
and sung of beautiful young girls,
why don’t somebody wake up
to the beauty of old women?

The history of all times,
and of today especially,
teaches that .. .
women will be forgotten
if they forget to think about themselves

I love women.
They’re the best thing ever created.
If they want to be like men
and come down to our level, that’s fine.

Women are like elephants to me.
I like to look at them,
but I wouldn’t want to own one.

Women are like cars:
we all want a Ferrari,
sometimes want a pickup truck,
and end up with a station wagon.

A beautiful woman
must expect to be
more accountable for her steps,
than one less attractive.

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