Beautiful Shayari............

sweet shayari:

Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun,
Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun.
Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.

Jawani agar diwani na hoti to jahan mein mohabbat nahi hoti.
Ya tim timate sitarein na hote to raat itni suhani na hoti.

Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de.

Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.

Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta hai

Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote

Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Aditya Chopra kya kam tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi

Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Is liye we never invest money in LIC jeevan jyoti

Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya toh Chhote Miya

Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Shriram Jairam Jai jai Ram
 

Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re
Dole re Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!

Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Chill yaar... Holi hai

Tut jaate hai kabhi gaherein rishtey bhi,
Gair ban jaate hai pal bhar mein apne bhi.
 

Ek na ek shamma andhere mein jalaye rakhiye,
Subha hone ko hai mauhol banaye rakhiye,
Kaun jane wo kis gali se guzre,
Har gali ko phoolo se sajaye rakhiye!

Dava bhi kam na aaye,
Dua bhi kam na aaye.
Bas dost teri muskurahat kam aaye!

Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai,
Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

Har nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJ MAHAL banana…..
Par har dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai!

Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri chaht ko mita de,
Yeh mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!

Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!

Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!

Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye.
Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!

Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri chahat ko mita de,
Yeh mohabbat hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de.

Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap merjaye,
Maut ka bahan ho aur hum inke ghar jaye,
Ais mat keh a zalim ye ek paap hoga,
Tu bhi kisi din ek hasina ka baap hoga

Heart hai magar attack nahi,
Blood hai magar pressure nahi,
Dil hai magar dildar nahi.

Likhte hai unhe jo yaad aate hai.
Unhe kya likhe jo sada dil mein rehte hai.

Nazar se nazar milti hai,
Dil se dil milte hai,
Magar is duniya mein chanewale,
Badi mushkil se milte hai.

Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.

Request karti hun,
Refuse mat karna,
Dil ka bulb jalakar,
Fuse na udana.

Mein tere khawb dekhu,
Bhale hi tu mujhe bhool jaye,
Dekhte hi dekhte magar,
Aankho me paani bhaar aaye.

Patjhad, sawan, basant, bahar,
Ek baras ke mausam chaar,
Paanchva mausam pyaar ka.........intezaar ka.

saaz hai magar, gaana nahi aata.
Botal hai magar, sharab nahi aata.
Dard hai magar, rona nahi aata

Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,
Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge,
Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge.

Bada armaan tha tere sang jeevan bitanne ka,
Shikwa he bas tere khamosh reh jaane ka,
Dewaangi isse badkar bhi kya hogi,
Aaj bhi intajaar hai tere aane ka.
 

Yeh dil pyaar ke kabil na rah,
Koi bhi izhaar ke kabil na raha,
Is dil mein bas gai dosti aapki,
Abh to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na rah.

Kehte hai ishq mein need ud jati hai,
Are koi humse bhi to pyaar kare,
Kambakth hume neend bahot ati hai.

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Shama bujh ke bhi jal sakti hai,
Mayus na ho irade na badal,
Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai

Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.

Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.

Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.

Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.

Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota.

Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
Aasu bade anmol hai, Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Uske liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai.

Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte

Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

Har bat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagah par baitna intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazoron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota

Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai!
Aasu bade anmol hai,
Inhe khona fizul hai,
Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai

Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazron se,
Kaash meri nazron ka matlab wo samajhte

Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
 

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail


Shaadi ke pehle......

Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MILTI,

Shaadi ke baad......

Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MARTI!

Ishq ek shokh nigaah hai dost,
Unpe mit jaane ki ek chaah hai dost,
Ishq manzil nahin, koi iraadaa bhi nahin,
Jhoot ke jangal se alag,
Sach ki ek raah hai dost.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face ,
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

Woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,
woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,
woh nal hi kya jiska koi plumber na ho,

woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...
woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...
woh bihar hi kya jisme laaloo na ho.

door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
paas aane ki himmat hi nahi hui.

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad.....Irshaad..............

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

Abe raat ko hi dosto ki yaad aati hai,
Din ko kya ladkiya nazar aati hai.
Din ko message kiya kar yaar,
Raat ko humein some se hain pyar.

Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aakhen bhar aati hai.
Who subah rangeen who shaam nirali doob jaati hai,
Jab aap jaisi dosto ki yaad aati hai.

Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,
Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
Hamari dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi.

Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,
Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.

Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,
Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
Lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja.
Yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine tujhe Bheja.

Message per message bheja karte ho,
Bheja kharab karte ho.
Khud ke bheje mein to kuch nahin auro ka bheja hua bheja karte ho.