Dosti, Dard n Yaad Sms

Dostike NaaMpe Diwane Chale Aate Hai,
ShaMake Piche Parwane Chale Ate Hai,
TuMhe Yaad Na Ayi Khair Ana Meri Maut Par,
Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale Aate Hai..**


ye din yunhin guzar jaenge…
shayed hum dost yunhi bichard jaenge…
naraz na hona aap hamari shararaton se…
yehi wo pal hain jo her pal yaad aenge…**

Jinki Dosti Sachi Hai Wo Kab Fariyad Karte Hai?
Zubaan Khamosh Hoti Hai Magar Dilse Yaad Karti Hai**

Yaad Hay Dosti Ya Kay Tum Bhool Gaye,
Wo Husn-E-Sadgee Dikha Kay Tum Bhool Gaye,
Main To Yaad Rakha Tanhaee Ka Sheher,
Khuwabon Ki Dilkashi Ja Kay Tum Bhool Gaye,
Aaye To Aaye Wapus Na Jaaiye Ga,
Yeh Rasm-E-Aashiqee Bana Kay Tum Bhool Gaye,
Dil Ka Qusoor Jana Chahat Main Saza Paaee,
Zakhmon Say Zindagee Saja Kay Tum Bhool Gaye,
Hum Nay Kiye They Waday Mazboot They Iraday,
Jazbon Main Tishnagee Jaga Kay Tum Bhool Gaye,
Tum Nay To Yaad Rakha Shaiki Deewana Pan,
Wo Rooh-E-Tazgee Dikha Kay Tum Bhool Gaye,.....**


Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete....**

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa Jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karwayega?**

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?**

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne…
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye ....**

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.**

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???**


Dil mein basi hai dosti teri,
Ankho me basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab be aaye yaad humko teri,
Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY**

School ki life 10 the Tak,
College ki life final year tak,
Love ki life shadi tak,
But hamari dosti 30 Feb tak,
Jab aayegi tab tod denge.Ok?**

Dil ne jo chaha wo kabi nahi paya
Juthi muskan se humne gum ko chupaya,
Her insaan takdir ko aajmata hai,
Ek hum he hai jise her baar takdir ne aajmaya hai.**


Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga
Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar
Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga…**


Ho gayi ab to black black night,
Ab band bhi kar do white white light,
Sweet sweet sapano ki pakad lo flight,
Oh my lovely dear good night.**


Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane**

Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar,
Roll ke liye fit kiya 1 sardar,
sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,
ped se chalang mar ke bola,
“Jo bole so nihal”
Sita DARLING sasriyakal….**

Ladki: Bhaiya 12 kelo dedo
Fruit Wala: Ye lo behen.
Ladki: Yeh to naram hai thode kadak de do
Fruit Wala: kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!**

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fatt jayega parr yeh sher samaj nahi ayega..!!**
`
Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL**

10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu
Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
fair hua to shadi kara denge!

itni lambi padthe padhte dam nikal jaaye!!!
Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai,
Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai,
Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai,
mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.**

har ilzaam ke hakdaar wo hame bana jate hain,
har khata ki saza,wo hamen suna jate hain,
hum har baar khamos rah jate hain,
kyonki wo har baar apna hone ka haq jata jate hain.**

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?**

Ay Dost Kabhi Ziker-E-Judai Na Karna,
Mere Barose Ko Ruswa Na Karna,
Dil Mai Tere Koi Aur Bas Jaye Tu Bata Dena,
Mere Dil Mai Reh Kar Bewafai Na Karna.**

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota,
Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota.**

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho dosti me,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.**

Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,
Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage
Aap ko dekha hai bas uss nazar se,
Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage….**

Milna Bicharna Sb Qismat Ka Khel Hai,
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hai,
Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,
Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hai…**

Dosti dil hai dimaag nahin.
Dosti soch hai, awaaz nahin.
Koi aankhon se nahin dekh sakta Dosti ke jazbe ko… Kyonki
Dosti ehsaas hai, andaaz nahin….**

Fiza mein mehekthi shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein jhalaktha jaam ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupayee phirte hain
Aai dost meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.**

Mera bus chale to teri yaden kharid loon
Apne jeene k waste teri baten kharid loon
Kar saken jo har waqt deedar tera
Sub kuch luta kr wo ankhen kharid loon.**

muhabbat mith nahi sakti nakar kushish methat ney ko..
mere dil key tamana hey tojey apna bana ney ko….**

mujey is ka gham nahi key badal giya zamana…..
mera jan yey jis ney lika hey kahi tum badal na jana…**

hum to app ki yaadoo mey rehtey hey….
kiya karo key app hamary parwahi nahi karti..**

Yeh hamari kismat hai ki aap hame dhost kahete hai
dur hokar bhi yaad karte hai
waqut aane pur hum bhi dikha denge
ke dosti ka hakk kaise ada karte hai**

Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna,
Meri dosti ki kaid main jamanat nahi hoti.**

Kisi Mod Pe Hame.n Akela Mat Chhodna..
Armano Se Bhare Is Dil Ko Mat Todna,
Duniya Begani Ho Jayegi, Janta Hoon
Par Aap Hamara Sath Kabhi Mat Chhodna**

Mein Hasta Hoon Tujhe Hasaane Ke Liye
Rota Hoo.n Tera Gham Baan.tne Ke Liye
Yakin Nahi to Kabhi Ruth K Dekho, “saahil”
Kuch Bhi Kar Jau.nga Tujhe Manane K Liye**

Paani ki Boondein Phulon ko Bhigo Rahi Hai,
Thandi Lahere Dil Me Tazgi Jagaa Rahi Hai,
Ho Jaaye Aaj Aap bhi Inme Shamil “SAAHIL”
Dekho Ek Pyari Si Subah Aapko Jagaa Rahi Hai**

Ummido Ki Shama Dil me Mat Jalana,
Is Jahan Se Alag Duniya Mat Basana,
Aaj Bas Mood Me Tha to SMS Kar Diya,
Par Roj Intezar Me Palke Mat Bichhana!**

Khamoshiyo.n Me Ek Adaa Itni Pyari Lagi..
Aapki Dosti Hamei.n Jahan me Nyari Lagi..
Ye Naa Tute Kabhi Ye Duaa He Hamari Qki
Duniya Me Yehi 1 Cheez Hame Hamari Lagi..**

Aasman Ko Neend Aaye to Sulaaye Kaha.n?
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye to Dafnaaye Kaha.n?
Saagar Me Laher Uthe to Chhupaye kaha.n?
Aap Jaise Dost Ki Yaad Aaye to Jaaye Kaha.n?**

Akela Sa Mehsus Karo Jab Tanhaaii Me
Yaad Meri Aaye Jab Tumhe Judaaii Me
Dekho, Tumhare paas hi milega ‘saahil’
Jab Chaho Dekh Lo Apni Parchhaaii Me..**

Nahelaane Lage Jab Tumhe Ye Sare Pyare Rang,
Lagaa Lenaa Saath Me “SAAHIL” Ki Dosti Ka Rang
Fir Lagne Lagenge Tumhe Suhaane Ye Sare Rang,
Me Nahi to Mere Rang Honge Hardam, Tere Sang**.

Hum Tere DIL Mein Rahenge SMS Bankar,
Dhadkano Mein Bajenge RINGTONE Bankar,
“SAAHIL”ko Khud Se Juda Kabhi Mat Samajana,
Hum Tere Saath Chalenge NETWORK Bankar..**

yuun na mil mujh se Khafaa ho jaise
saath chal mauj-e-sabaa ho jaise
log yuun dekh kar hans dete hain
tuu mujhe bhool gayaa ho jaise
ishq ko shirk kii hadh tak na badhaa
yuun na mil hamse Khudaa ho jaise
maut bhii aaii to iss naaz ke saath
mujh pe ehasaan kiyaa ho jaise
aise anjaan bane baithe ho
tum ko kuchh**

Mili Har Qadam Per Rafaqat Tumhari
Kahan Hum Kahan Yeh Inayat Tumhari
Humay Chahiya Bus Ta’aluq Tumhara
Muhabbat Milay Yah Adawat Tumhari
Kisi Say Bhe Milna Usay Jeet Laina
Bari Dil Nashen Hay Yeh Adat Tumhari
Na Dekha Jahan Main Koi Aur Tum Sa
Bari Munfarid hay Tabiyat Tumhari
Humhay Zindagi Kay Kaen Rastoon Par
Hamesha Rahay Ge Zaroorat Tumhari**

Rutho na a dost k fir!
roth jany waly maan b jaien tu
manany waly thak sy jaty hyn
aur hamary sath zindagi k saffer mien
chalny k qabil nahi rehty
khafa na ho a sathi k fir!
khafgion k mosum dyr tak nahi telty
dil-o-jaan mien,ruh k ander bohat hi
bohat hi door ja ker basyra kerty hyn
naraz na ho a hamdam**

Zindagi mein baatein bahut kar liye?
Sun liye hai zawab bhi?kabhi Dosto se, Kabhi Dushmano se,
Lavso ke is bhir mein ghutan si hoti hai ab to?.
Mujhe sannata chahiye?.. ?
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?..
Baaton ki tanashahi bardasht karne ki taaqat na rahi??..
Viraane mein sar chupane ki jagah chahiye?.. ?.
Alfaazon ki koi matlab hi nahi milta??. .
Isliye**

Do pyase dil aik huwe hain aise
Bichare ge ab kaise
Tum pyaar mujhye karte hi rahna
Sari umar tum aise
Ek douje main kho jate hain
Nadiya sagar jaise
Tuj se hay yeh zindgani
Tuj se hay jiwan kahani
Tuj se hay sanj aur sawera
Sathi kabhi tu na ruthe
Rasmon ki diwaar tutye
Tutye na bahoon ka ghira
Mere sanam teri kasam
Tuj se hay wahda**

Koi Tum Say Poochay Kon Hoon Main
Tum Keh Dena ?Koi Khaas Nahi?
Ek Dost Hay Kaccha Paka Sa
Ek Jhoot Hay Aadha Sacha Sa
Jazbaat Ko Dhaanpay Ek Parda
Bus Ek Bahana Accha Sa
Jeevan Ka Aisa Sathi Hay
Jo Door Nah Ho K Pass Nahi
Koi Tum Say Poochay Kon Hoon Main
Tum Keh Dena Koi Khaas Nahi**

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Youn Ada Kartay Hain
Dost Ke Naam Per Jan Fida Kartay Hain
Tumhey Phool Ka Zakham Bhi Na Anay Pae
Allah Say Roz Yeh Dua Kartay Hain**

Zindage Har Pal Khas Nahi Hoti
Phuloon K Khusbu Hamesha Pass Nahi Hoti
Milna Hamare Taqdeer Me Likha Tha
Warna Itni Payari Dosti Hamare Itefaq Nahi Hoti**

Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge**