INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY is celebrated in most countries on March 8 every year. The day is meant for acknowledging the achievements, contributions and struggles of the women from all over the world.
*Raise a toast to a woman who is a blend of many special qualities you admire! Thanks ! Happy Women's Day!!
* A woman can make happiness bloom all around he! Kudos to you, Happy Women's Day!!
*The patience to listen, the strength to support, care is just in a woman. Happy Women's Day!!
* Women are the real architects of society..
*The history of all times and of today especially, teaches that women will be forgotten if they forget to think about
themselves.
*The eternal female draws us onward...
*Woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty..
*Be to her virtues very kind, be to her faults a little blind.
*"God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met."
*"Women are the real architects of society.
* "If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman."
* "The fastest way to change society is to mobilize the women of the world."
*"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels."
*"Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the President's spouse. I wish him well!"
*"Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size."
*"Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts."
*"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
* "Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself."
* "One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
*"The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him."
*"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
*"I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are not."
*Happy Women's Day! Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are!
*You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping
*I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~Janette Barber
*The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more. ~Colleen McCullough
*There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. ~Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar*I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! ~Author Unknown
*If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown
*Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way. ~Coupling,
*I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does. ~Cathy Ladman
*I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
*I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~Bella Abzug
*Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ~Author Unknown
*Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960
*I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. ~Ellen DeGeneres
*The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~Helen Rowland
*Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~Timothy Leary
*I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~Jennifer Yane*Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. ~Faith Whittlesey
*No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger
*Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad
*Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne
*Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
*I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a
regular basis. ~Brett Butler
*Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn
*Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown*Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn
*I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
*Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch." ~Joan Rivers
*Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert
*Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown
*Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~Author Unknown
*Not tonight honey, wait 'til I'm a size 6. ~Susan Reinhardt, title of book
*The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown
*You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~Carolyn Kenmore
*If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~Jean Kerr
*A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ~Anita Wise
*My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles
*A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. ~Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem who had quoted Dunn
*Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
*Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
*Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen Murphy
*Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro
*I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~Paula Poundstone
*Where do you go to get anorexia? ~Shelley Winters
*There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. ~Author Unknown
*The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood
*Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? ~Rita Rudner*Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ~Robin Morgan
*Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes
*Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown
*If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French
*The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~Dave Barry
*Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King
*The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. ~Lupe Velez
*The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan
*Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me. ~Amanda Vail
*You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing. ~Marie Stopes
*A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
vThe average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
*Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton
*I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck
*The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one." ~Rita Rudner
*Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
*Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? ~Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970
*Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
*Wishing you a day filled with goodness and warmth,
Wishing you happiness... today and forever,
Happy Women's Day!
* Happy Women's Day!
Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are!
Wishing you all a Happy Women's Day.
*Talented, Ambitious, Vibrant, (angel)
your enthusiasm in all your endeavors
inspires me! (bow) On Woman's Day...
I wish success be with you always!
*U can get her love in the form of
Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife,
in the form of Mother
in the form of Grandmother.....
so,.....Respect HER...
She is a Woman!
Happy Women's Day!
*IF fate favours you one day
& you are asked what you want to be,
don't wish to be someone else....
because you are wonderful the way you are!
cheers to Womanhood!
Happy Women's Day!
*Wish you a very happy (happy) women's day..... (F)
Its you who's making the differrence in so many lives....
and I am one of them....
Have a wonderful day!
*A very happy women's day!
Truly proud to be a woman who is a symbol of
GOD's Shakti, Love, Compassion, Dignity, Strength & so on....
the list of her qualities is endless.
So hats off to all women of the world!
*The willingness to listen, (wait)
the patience to udnerstand, (nod)
the strength to support, (flex)
the heart to care (h)
& just to be there... (bow)
that is the beauty of a lady! (angel)
Happy Women's Day!
*We are cute duaghters,
we are sweet sisters,
we are lovely lovers,
we are darling wives,
we are adorable mothers,
we are source of strength,
we are WOMEN!
Happy Women's Day!
*The willingness to listen,
the strength to support,
the heart to care & just to be there….
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Women’s Day!
*The willingness to listen,
*Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling,
Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete
without u, Only U can complete this world…
Happy Women’s Day
*You can do almost anything you put your mind to …
You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak …
Be a doctor or fly a plane
You can face adversity and still walk tall.
*God created Man first… but… he wanted to create something better… Guess what He created woman!
the patience to understand,
the strength to support,
the heart to care & just to be there….
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Women’s Day!
the strength to support,
the heart to care & just to be there….
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Women’s Day!
*Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling,
Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete
without u, Only U can complete this world…
Happy Women’s Day
*You can do almost anything you put your mind to …
You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak …
Be a doctor or fly a plane
You can face adversity and still walk tall.
You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and much more than words could ever say!
Today is yours, and so is ever other day…
Happy Women’s Day!
Happy Women’s Day!
*God created Man first… but… he wanted to create something better… Guess what He created woman!
*Across the miles...
comes this wish
from me to say...
You are Special!
Happy Women's Day!
*womens day wishes to a friend
What is Real but Invisible?
-ur Care
what is true but unfair?
-ur Absence
*What is sweet but Naughty?
-ur Smile
what is Precious but Priceless?
-Our Friendship-
*This Womens Day resolve to…
Get your choices right!
In a nutshell…
have a fun-filled and
enjoyable Womens Day!
